September 24, 1970 The "Dude", alternatively known in writing as PD or Postal Dude, is born


April 15, 1973 Caitlyn "Cait" Anne Marie is born


August 17, 1974 Julian "J" Antonio Rodriguez is born


1979 age 5 Julian is enrolled in Elementary School


1985 age 11 Julian is enrolled in Middle School


1986 age 12 Julian's mom begins to show symptoms of early onset Alzheimer's


June 1, 1988 Nottem Portant is born


1988 age 14 Julian is enrolled in High School


1989 age 15 Julian gets first job doing inventory with his cousin


Early 1990 age 15 Julian begins cover band, Joey Bag O' Donuts, with his cousin


April 4, 1990 Jason "Jace" Agustín De La Torre is born


Early 1991 age 17 Julian gets second job at Krotchy burger


May 1992 age 18 Julian graduates high school


December 15, 1992 age 2 Jace's Bio-dad leaves


Jan 1993 age 2 Jace's mom begins to drink


May 27, 1993 age 3 Jace's mom gets married to alcoholic stepfather


1994 age 20 Julian's mom dies of stroke


1994 age 20 Julian gets fired from Krotchy Burger after having an outburst in front/at customer


July 1997 age 7 Step dad begins to abuse Jace


1997 age 23, age 24 Julian meets Caitlyn


February 5, 2000 age 9 Step dad dies in drunk driving accident


October 22, 2001 age 11, age 13 Jace and Nottem meet


2002 age 27 Julian gets his third job at Quarter Vortex in the mall


January 7, 2002 age 11 Jace's older brother is deployed


2002 age 28, age 32 Julian and PD meet


March 10, 2002 age 11 Jace graduates middle school


June 15, 2002 age 12 Jace is enrolled in high school


November 17, 2003 age 29, age 13, age 15 J meets Jace and Nottem outside of a liquor store


August 9, 2005 age 15 Jace's older brother dies in Iraq, and Jace never finds out


January 19, 2006 age 15, age 17 Jace and Nottem "deepen" friendship


June 6, 2006 age 16 Jace commits suicide on grad night


2007 age 33, age 37 J has his last one night stand with Dude


2008 age 34, age 35 J leaves Caitlyn